Cigarette Burn Pictures

Due to situations beyond my control I have an essay for you this week instead of a video. My apologies, as I have been laid up all weekend with either a nasty little cold or the early stages of the "T-Viris". Because of this (and my 10 hour a day job) my ability to produce a video of creative or humorous merit this week has been severely hampered. As a matter of fact, this article is being dictated to my fiance who has repeatedly denied my requests to be frozen in carbonite until scientists can find a cure for the foul disease that is ravaging my body.